A group of young women, in a back office, are huddled around a video screen, reviewing footage.
“How did we not see this coming? She basically announced it on instagram?”
“Yeah but does anyone even follow her?”
“Not me”
“Me neither.”
“I thought I did but, uh, I didn’t see that I guess.”
“Jesus.”
“So…what the fuck did we just watch??”
“We saw your girl just freakin-“
“She is not ‘my girl’! She’s a freak! She just works in my, uh-“
“You are the head of the scheduling department right?”
“Yeah basically but-”
“And she’s a scheduler?”
“Shut up.”
“She worked all last week, but she didn’t come in today. I checked the time clock.”
“Wait she still works here?”
“Apparently.”
“And she spends her Saturday nights ripping into her boss’ apartment and trashing the place?”
“To be fair, she did knock first.”
“And apparently tried calling him.”
“His phone was at the bottom of Melissa’s pool by then, Saturday night.”
“She also sniffed his clothes, broke his plates and slept in his bed.”
“Don’t forget threw his couch like ten feet.”
“Busted her fist into his wall.”
“Twice.”
“Tiggled herself off.”
“She-bopped.”
“Paddled the pink canoe. Four times”
“What the fuck.”
“She’s crazy”
“And she’s fucking strong”
“Yeah but…”
“We have to do something about her right?”
“Do we tell Melissa?”
“No way. She’ll fucking kill her.”
“Would that be that b-?”
“No. We have to figure something else out. Let’s find her.”
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