had to rush this one out a lil bit anyway: IM A BITCH[Intro]OhIt sounds like hip-hop, but it's not'Cause then the white guitar come in, the white-people guitarMmmIt's like Run-DMCY'know, they came through a wall? But this is a different song[Verse 1]I hate the world todayYou're so good to me, I know, but I can't changeI can't changeI tried to tell you, butYou look at me like maybeI'm an angel underneathInnocent and sweetLike sweet and sour sauce[Verse 2]The other day I cried (This is... The lady in the song, not me)You must have been relieved to see the softer side (So so soft)(Aight back up, sing for me)I can understand how you could be so confusedI don't envy youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one
[Chorus]I'm a bitch, my name's RobertSuch a bitch, whose name is RobertI'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitchI'm such a fucking bitchI have no hopes, I have no dreamsAnd a tiny little peenAnd it doesn't even function anywayBecause I have erectile dysfunction[Verse 3]So take me as I amJust a tiny little bitch of a manRest assured that when I start to make you nervousAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (Poetry)[Chorus]I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner and a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your Hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou wouldn't want it... Want- want- any- augh, that's tough— that's tough for anybody, that's likeThat's so hard, fuckOh, guitar riff! GnananananananaI do air guitar tooSince a child I'm a prodigy, I'm an air guitar prodigy, braaangitangituungI do air bass too, fuck— I do air drumsI'm fucking the Jackson 5 by myselfOoh, three, lift off
[Bridge]Just when you think you got me figured outOh, I jumped early, my badThe season's already changing, ahI think it's cool, you do what you doAnd don't try to save me (How long is the save me?)[Chorus]I'm a bitch, I'm— there we go, I'm— loverThere we go— I'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your Hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou know you wouldn't want it any other way (Like Burger King, have it your way)[Chorus 2]I'm a bitch, I'm a teaseI'm a Goddess on my kneesWhen you get hurt, when you sufferI'm your angel undercoverI've been numb, I'm relievedCan't say I'm not a- alive? Or aleve? That would be good, aleve, huh?You know you wouldn't want it any other day— Aleve is a pain medication, huh?[Outro]Mmm, mmm, I think I killed itI mean, good luck, whos nextYour funeralAm I like a superstar? Uh, I think this is my new job guys, I'm fucking—You got to get a new Z-Team guy, 'cause like, I'm fuckingI'm like opening for TaylorOh man, this guys still shredding? Fuck, I can't sit down yet, mmmTak-tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-ding-ding-dang-dun-dun-dang-dun-gungGung-gung-gan-gan-gin-gon-gon-ding-dang-dang-dang-dang-nawngGan-gan-gin-gon-ding-gon-ding-dong-ding-ding-nawngWhat pedal is that?I should go to the guitar center and figure out what— augh, ughDong-dun-dang-dang-dang-dang-dun-dang-ding