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"You seem unhappy. Please tell me what happened."
“Well, I’d hardly call it an easy thing to discuss. The thing is … ” she paused, took a deep breath and looked at me as plaintively as she could. “Mr. Java, have you heard of a case in which, well, in which a daughter is jealous of her own mother?”
“It does happen,” I said, doing my best to sound like a counselor. “And I can certainly see why it would happen with you and your mom. Everybody in town knows that your mother is a great beauty with a tremendously stacked body.”