A preview for our upcoming commission in honor of National Pizza Day! Enjoy this sneak peek!
The problem still remained though. “Okay, but I didn't order any of this!”“Hmmm,” Chunk tapped his chin. “Dis ding is already paid fors…” He tapped the box then. “Chunky hungry. Chunky could eat it… buuut maybe youse wants it anyways?”Spudnik found the whole situation extremely suspicious from start to finish. A mysterious food order for him that was already paid for by some unknown individual, who knew where he lived, and was delivered by some oversized, silly toon that somehow got into his locked apartment building.There were so many warning signs that it was almost comical. Spudnik knew for sure he should not take this.He was about to even say as much but stopped. Chunky opened the pizza box to him. “It does looks really gud!”With the box open, a warm blast of that delicious, steamy pizza's aroma blew right into Spudnik's face. His mouth froze on the spot, words replaced by drool. The scent was undeniable, making his maw water like it never had before.He looked down into the pizza. The pizza that the ape described, the one that sounded like a combination of all his favorite pizzas smashed into one, laid before him. All that meat, melted cheese, ranch sauce coating, and jalapeños somehow mashed together into the most delectable hunk of greasy heaven he ever did see.Spudnik gently gulped, wiping his lips. Without even really thinking, he took a sniff of the air. The fumes flowed right into his nostrils, sucked in gently before being pulled in like a vacuum cleaner.The scent lingered, rubbing against the insides of his nostrils before continuing on… or absorbing into them. His nostrils grew wider, bulging as light yellow green scales sprouted on them. They began to grow, stretching wider and to the side above the ends of his maw. His nose and the space between it and his upper lips inflated, gaining scales too.After a few moments, it looked as if he had some sort of reptilian snoot.
“Ya know what…” Spudnik gulped, wiping his mouth with the back of his hoodie sleeve, “I think I… I think I will take it.”SNORT! He took another deep sniff of it, making such a cartoonish noise that it even surprised him. His nose protruded just a little more too. However, he didn't notice a thing and stopped caring about the sound. His mind was now all about that pizza, the enrapturing aroma clouding his thoughts too much to care about anything else.“Oh, youse will?” The ape looked disappointed. “Oh wells, Chunky wills be okay. Pizza is yours pizza anyways. Chunky hopes youse like it.”