A sneak peek at this month's Patron Story, which is done in honor of Father's Day this time around! Enjoy~
Jenny handed the tie to Randy, who sighed one more time before taking it. He put it on around his neck and started to tighten it before stopping. His face suddenly scrunched up, his hands leaving to scratch his neck.
“What?” Jenny asked, wondering what his problem was now.
“Umm,” Randy huffed, scratching more, “I think there's something wrong with it. It feels so weird and frickin’ itchy!”
The girlfriend could only roll her eyes. “Come on, we're almost done!”
“I dunno, Jen.” He scratched harder, his skin looking redder. “This isn’t-”
“No getting out of it!” Jenny got closer and reached up, grabbing the tie. She tightened it around his neck herself, making sure it was nice, firm, and not choking him. “Just do this and-”
GURRRRRRGLE! Almost the second after finishing that tightening, there was a loud, thick roar. They looked down. His stomach had made such a cartoonish, loud gurgle.
Before they could say anything, Randy's eyes dilated. He opened his mouth, his jaws and cheeks shaking a heavy, quaking noise bellowed out deep from within. “BURRRRRRRRP!”
The belch seemed to rattle the entire room, sounding like it came straight out of a cartoon. Jenny stumbled back as a foul stench came out of it, her jaw hanging loose. Her boyfriend had never done such a thing before!
“What was that?!” she huffed, waving the smell away from her as best as she could with one dainty hand, “That was so damn rude!”
“I'm sorry!” Randy said. He looked utterly shocked and appalled, like he had no choice in burping in her face. “I don't know where that came from! It just HICCUP happened!”
Jenny frowned. His voice sounded… wrong. “What was that?”
“I said I'm sorry and… what's up with my voice?” It was definitely wrong, and him confirming it convinced her it was definitely real. There was a funny beat and deepness in it, something so oddly familiar.
But, before Jenny could nail down what it was, there was a sharp SPROING! Two top front teeth sprung out of his mouth like a cash register drawer. They were pearly white, a bit rounded on the edges and looked positively cartoony.