bringing things full circle, you send a naked damson to mindlessly parade the nearby park - and you even kindly do him the favor of actually having his face covered up. you set pear up as a makeshift table and enjoy watching damson get his just deserts on live network television. in the back of your mind, you debate having him forget this little incident entirely once the opportunity presents itself, but for now you recline in your victory. the end.
thanks for playing along everybody, real fun suggestions across the board! i had a multi-day event take place in the middle of this, so for that and a few other reasons it ended up going on a bit longer than i planned, but that did allow me to do some actually more elaborate art and dare i say, even tell a story with a functioning setup and payoff - which certainly was not guaranteed!
we might do another one of these in the future, but previously the last break between was like, a year. so we'll have to see how it all works out. as much as the story got bent all over the place, you guys genuinely came up with some very fun and fitting scenarios. lemme know if you had any thoughts/feedback yourself, but otherwise, i'll be seeing about getting back to the regularly scheduled, entirely self-authored material.