Local Man Pontificates On Being Possessive, Compersion, And Puts His Sticky Tip On The Mic (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Hello Beautiful,

This one ramblefap is based on all the things you lovely folks put in the comments of the poll post!

So! I can't be held accountable for literally anything I say! But feel free to tell me all about how this ramblefap makes you feel anyway!

I also didn't realize until editing this that I spent moments of this just straight rambling with no fapping at all BUT. I think you'll forgive me due to how deep in my "nobody makes you [redacted] like me" bag I get. (but also because at some parts I'm legit dicking down this tenga egg so hard and nasty you can hear my hand/arm slamming into my pelvis)

I hope you enjoy! (I know you will),

Aa