[Explicit] March 2026 Patron Poll Story - A Visit by the Skunk Patron

Hey hey hey! March's story is here! Not as long as the last one but over the amount I promised! (-O:

The story is quite self-explanatory! The Saintly Skunk of Parties is here to turn what is definitely a boring tavern night for peasants into a glorious occasion of joy and community. People will be remade, people will indulge, and it truly will be a night to remember!

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Idea originally suggested by - Milton Holmes