Well now you can! Or at least, some folks have made some toys inspired by the little goober and they've asked me to give y'all an early sneak peek. Dildo: https://store.synthetic-sensations.com/product/42-31-52-44-31-33-49-4e-53/Penetrable: https://store.synthetic-sensations.com/product/42-31-52-44-31-33-50-45-4e/As a rule I don't super love the merch-hawking game, but sometimes something that's just plain fun will come along and I can't resist the idea. While it's not super my scene, deep down I've always kinda had a little hope that one day one of these furry toy companies would wanna make something based on one of my characters, so when it finally happened I decided to jump at the chance. I couldn't resist- it's just kinda fun to see! I wasn't expecting it to be B1R-D13 of all my characters, but that's who they were interested in... so what the heck, why not? I couldn't resist. Let's see what happens! If it's not your thing, that's cool... it's not really mine either. But if it is, well, now's your chance. :P