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One of my friends said "She looks like the sort of girl who probably uses a vibrator. She probably thought it was very spicy at first, very much a deviant thing to do, but then got used to it. It runs out of battery quite a lot now so she leaves it charging on her bedside table, and sometimes forgets to put it away when someone visits." Her words, not mine! You decide how canon it is. I think it mostly fits... poor girl...
This started as a shit post. Then I thought of what kind of person she was and... well, hours later, here we are.
A big McThankie to ltbuttstrong, one of my Patreons, who generously proofread the giant bloc of text. Can't believe the computer didn't catch them. And a big thanks to you, the viewer, for your continued support! I love you, viewer!