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In a loving tribute to the classic films of Esther Williams, Lindsay is in a slightly historically inaccurate version of ancient Rome this week, pining for her statuesque loverboy Craig at the bottom of the royal pool. It truly was the golden age of cinema, when you could have a gratuitous seven-minute underwater scene in your movie and the studio would pay for it no questions asked.

Nineteen-Ninety-Something PATREON 27 favs
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POSTEDJan 5, 2026
ARCHIVEDJun 10, 2026