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i realized it's been more than a quarter of a year since I promised I'd finish this, but come onnnn, I still haven't figured out what to do with the werewolf and the mummy...! gimme a break okay? And I don't see anyone offering up ideas. So until my dumb brain comes up with a nasty act of crime to commit upon these sexy men in kids costumes, it'll remain as a work-in-progress indefinitely, probably forever! So sue me. (I'm kidding, please don't. I can't afford lawyers.)