Warning, it has sound.
Originally planned this for the 23rd (her b/d), but close to 50 random crashes during rendering really postponed it.
I almost gave up because I had to babysit the render for 40+ hours, so that I can reset it every time it crashed.
I have managed to find a workaround & render it from command prompt without the UI (which is likely the cause of random crashes), but that was nearly at the end of the render so I'm not sure if it actually works or just lucky. I guess I'll know for sure on the next anim.
Also for those interested, I'm currently repacking all the SFM stuff into a single zip so it's easier to grab & also packing all the Blender stuff until this point, it'll be on MEGA & Google drive. I was planning to do that for this month but this was really time consuming & a pain in the ass to deal with, so that got postponed as well.