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Fellow pervs, snack demons and wobble worshippers -
The Mayday Event is still cookin’, but I couldn’t resist giving you a sneak peek of what’s coming… and it all starts with a TREE, a POSTER, and a VIBE.
👀 Check out this early teaser from the intro scene before the girls even appear.
Yes, this is your first unholy glimpse into the Cosmic Crunchie Cult™.
And yes, you’re totally being summoned. 🌈
🔮 The event isn’t live yet, and it’s not in-game yet, but it will be, and soon.
Set your inner snack clock for April 27 – May 2.
Until then, enjoy the teaser... and maybe stock up on Crunchies.
You’re gonna need ‘em. 💥
Stay plump, stay curious, and stay tuned.