Hey guys, how's going? I'm still alive, working at the monster that is the upcoming update of Celebrity Bangmatch. It will hopefully be ready in ten days or so.
In the meanwhile I want to ask you: I have this spoof sponsorships in my comic, one of them is Coffee Glop AU, a joke about a chain of coffee shop where all the fanfiction set in coffee shops happen.
I want to expand on this joke by introducing a mascot for this brand, ad I can't decide between three concepts:
An orc sailor (you know, shipping) which is also Sailor Orc. Maybe he won't wear a skirt, but very tight hot pants for sure.
An anthro pony who dresses like a Kingdom Hearts character. But he's buff as usual and the clothing will look like Nomura's forbidden dreams.
A red alien which is also a time traveling paranormal detective. He dresses like a Doctor Who but he's buff and his trench won't button up.