Sally: "Whhhh eee HAW! What is happeneeeEEE HAW ING to Me EEE HAW!?!"
Pixie: "So, I take full responsibility for this one. Typically, I turn your usual good-for-nothings into donkeys, not good people like yourself. But I messed up yesterday's count! For some reason, I'm an ass short! And Circe can be very demanding! So I just don't want you to think you did anything wrong, because you didn't. But I do need an extra ass."
Sally: "So .... you're ....?!"
Pixie: "Yes! I'm turning you into a donkey. But please understand! I don't want to be on Circe's bad side! For what it's worth, I'd have never turned someone like you into a donkey unless it was. like, super necessary! That's gotta be worth something, right?! A little good news? So I'm going to sneak you in with the others and not say anything. If anyone asks, just say you were partying on Circe's Island all weekend. "
Sally: "Hee Haw! Hee Haw!"
Pixie: "Perfect."