[F4M] Getting Fucked by a Snowman

"You are a magical snowman who facefucks women and jizzes eggnog? I mean...somehow that's not the weirdest thing to happen in the last year."

So... I did this? It's dirty, it's sexual, it's funny, it's weird... just listen to it and please don't sue me.   The author of this cursed and hilarious script prefers to stay anonymous, but you can read the script yourself HERE so you know what's going on in this strange audio hahaha.