Coffee with Cream [4]

Zyyph grabs his bag and tucks away his glasses, ready to go outside. As you get up, you accidentally bump the hand of the guy standing next to you. 

Coffee spills into your lap. It's pretty hot so it makes you jump and turn to your side. When you reflexively gaze up, your eyes have to travel quite far. A burly crow stared back with a mildly annoyed expression."Hey, watch it."Before you could reply, Zyyph had already slapped the table to get his attention. He rounded you and engaged the mountain of a bird."Y'know, it's polite to apologize if you spill coffee on someone." "It was an accident!" The bird's frame hardened and his feathers ruffled out. What will you do?(% chance indicates the odds of a critical fail)