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"Are you absolutely sure this machine is safe and actually works? Because the word prototype doesn't exactly inspire confidence when I'm the one being used as your guinea pig."
"Well, my jittery little dwarf warrior, when you can't pay the mountain of gold my inventions are worth, being my test subject is simply part of the deal. And yes, I'm absolutely sure. I've checked every bolt, every gear, every spring three times over. The machine works exactly as intended. The only variable here is you... which is why I had to be especially thorough with the... safety restraints."
"This had better be worth it. You promised me that buzzsaw axe was going to be incredible. So... what exactly is this machine supposed to do?"
The tiny inventor grinned.
"Coochie coochie coo..."
"...Oh, for fuck's sake."