The central element is a purple triangular shield, also known as the Trigon of Hips and Thighs. Depending on the perspective of various tribes and provinces in which they reside, it can represents many concepts. It may symbolize the three key cities of the Empire, situated in an almost perfectly equilateral triangle: Azzyeder – the former capital, but a major cultural and economic center; the Golden City, the Faith Capital; and Bedroya, the home of the Hornytology Academy. It also embodies the three virtues of a true believer: Honesty, for the Hips never lie, Diligence, for the glutes never tire, and Devotions, for the Thighs are the true Faith. It may serve as a simplified depiction of the Rune of Love. It is the crown of the Aspect of Love, or the Mask of the Aspect of Grace. To some, it resembles a beet – the national vegetable of the eastern Thighlands; this similarity becomes even more apparent when combined with the floral ornamentation surrounding the Trigon. For the Thigh Clergy, it symbolizes the union of the three core denominations: Gluteusians, Lappian and Interioris, whose emblems are depicted in each of the corners of the shield.
The shield is surmounted by the Crown of Spears, symbolizing the will of the Thighlanders’ to defend the gorgeousness of Her Hips and Thighs against the Infinite Ingester and Its dark spawn.
The key heraldic element on the Trigon shield, besides, of course, Her Holy Symbol, is a magnetic field diagram. A relatively recent addition to the Coat of Arms, introduced just a couple centuries ago with the dawn of the Electrification era. It illustrates an undeniable argument proving that the Meora’s Bottom is the most perfect creation in the entire universe – the physical embodiment of the fundamental gravitational and electromagnetic forces that dictates the rules of material existence within every atom of every galaxy.
When the Thighlandian scientists completed the construction of the diagram designed to illustrate the magnetic field, they all fell to their knees, weeping with joy at the sight of the perfection and order within their accidental discovery, for it revealed the righteousness of their faith. The resulting image, beyond any shadow of a doubt, bore a striking resemblance to the Holy Buttocks, surrounded by the infinite voluptuousness of hips and thighs. This served as irrefutable proof of the veracity and purity of the Thighological faith, as well as an explanation of why virtuous people are attracted to the Bottom just as magnets are attracted to one other – because it is natural, because it is a magnetic faith… the true faith.
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Dark Purple is the color of absolute faithfulness. Even when your can neither see, nor hear, nor feel the material world, even when you are surrounded by utter darkness and nothingness, every devotee remembers that faith in Meora, Her Light, and Her Bottom, comes not from what exists around us, but from the depth of our own Souls. And you love the Bottom not because it exist, but because you were born with a love for it. And even if the Thighs had never materially existed in the boundless darkness of the universe, you would still eternally yearn for the Thighs – for this is what true faith is.
Other national colors of the Empire include Indigo, Violet and Rose. Indigo embodies the Thighlanders – all the People of the Thigh Region, their devotion and diligence. Violet is dedicated to the fertile Hips and Thighs of our Allmother. Rose, Pinks and Magenta are the colors Love, Passion, and Fertility; these very shades are frequently employed by the by the Libidant Guilds to represent the pleasures they provide.