subject 01-411B--["The Link"/"Loverboy"]DOB: --/--/02legal name: Gimlin, Samuel PattersonAfter years of tribulation, efforts to repopulate Sasquatch hit a breakthrough with "Samuel," a genetically modified, hyper-virilized Ameripithecus hylocryptus engineered by the Patterson-Gimlin Group for rapid repopulation. Currently resides in [redacted]. "...[I] went to visit him once, I figured it had been a while since our lab days and we could catch up. I found him on a nature trail, he texted me to meet up on some Audobon trail after midnight... [he was] giving the business to some older guy off the trail... half a billion dollars in bioengineering, uploading his DNA codes just like we designed him to. Sorry [laughs] I got a little choked up there.. [he] was beautiful to see in action!"