PLEASE don't be offended by this. This is jokes. This is fun. Tranquil my friends.
That don’t impress me much - Shania Twain
Em C G D
Em C G D
I've known a few furries who thought that they were lame
and winning big auctions could bring em furry fame
Find the biggest maker and write a blank check
Think they’ll get a royal flush with a loaded deck
A E D
owo, you think you're special
owo, you think you're something else
[Chorus]
N.C.
So you got a ten thousand dollar fursuit
C G D Em
That don't impress me much
So you got the suit but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think it’s alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
Em C G D x2
That don't impress me much
Em C G D
You’re the kind of furry with suspicious wealth
Hit so many cons it’s gettin’ bad for your health
Got enough cars to fill a parking lot
Living all alone in the McMansion you bought
A E D
owo, you think you're special
owo, you think you're something else
N.C.
Okay, so you work for Raytheon
C G D Em
That don't impress me much
So you got the drones but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
Em C G D
That don't impress me much
[Instrumental] Trombone?
Em C G D x4
Em C G D
You're one of those furs who likes to pump the machines
Stackin 20 plates and all your jerkin’ is clean
Pictures with your head on, and your body suit peeled
Got the thirstys wonderin’ if the picture is real
A E D
owo, you think you're special
owo, you think you're something else
N.C.
Okay, so you've got abs
C G D Em
That don't impress me much
So you got the glutes but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
All the, simps will drool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
C G D
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
Em C G D
That don't impress me much! Ah uhuh yeah.
Okay so what do you think you're Scott Steiner or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me much! Oh no!
The amount in which that impresses me is “not much”!Not much impressing going on there.
woo! Beat 1 END!That don’t impress me MUCH