An expired batch of last year's pumpkin spice turns an eager customer's breasts into pumpkins and then the rest of her swells into more pumpkins.
Areli: herself
Celeste: Coffee shop employee
Princess_Lil: customer
[Footsteps fade-in]
Celeste: I looked in the back and I couldn't find any of the new pumpkin spice flavor, but I did find this one from… maybe last year? It smells like the right thing, sorta.
Areli: I'm sure it's fine. I'll take it!
Celeste: O-kayyy…
[Walking away from counter]
Areli: woohoo~ first one of the season~! I don't care if it's still summer, Halloween is just around the corner. Sip
Areli: Hm… it's… pretty good. Not much flavor though. I guess it was old.
Celeste: Hey, miss? I think you left your wallet at the table… What… what's- going on with your chest?
Areli: What are you talking abou- holy shit!
Celeste: You're orange!
Areli: They- they're swollen- what is ugh~!
Celeste: You're turning-... No way, that old pumpkin spice…, it couldn't be
Areli: I'm… it's just an allergic guh~!(To herself) My nipples turning into stems?!
Celeste: corporate recalled that batch a few years ago- that stuff is old and probably tainted!
Areli: I- uughh… my… boobs are… giant pumpkins… and my arms too?!
Celeste: I- I'll call 911 or something, just- don't go… nevermind
[Running sfx fade out]
Areli: Ouugh… my belly… I'm swelling all over… my skin is…. So tight… looks like a pumpkin…bb
[Vines growing all over her body]
Areli: Vines coming… out of me…? I need to get out of here…
Areli: Whoa- oof~....
[Sfx of several heavy pumpkins thudding on the ground, footsteps approach]
Celeste: holy shit… y- your head, your… body
Areli: H- halp… I'm thtuck… I think my boobs… rolled away…
Celeste: You're all over the place… and growing? Ew your hands are- and the rest of your parts are bloating into gigantic…
Areli: I'm made of big… heavy… punkins…
Celeste: I'm not paid enough for this shit…
[Gurgly, lisp-y, difficult speech, stuff]
Areli: So big and…tight… stiff… everything… so…
Celeste: What. The fuck.
[Door chime rings]
Princess Lil: Hey, what's with all the pumpkins, already?
Celeste: I don't… I uh… you know white girls and their pumpkin spice… confused laugh