God Save Chocky! It is time for the Return of the Queen and the rise of Fungism! Can we finally become the Queen of Wales and fulfill the ancient prophecy!? Time is running out, but we are more galvanised and inbred than ever!
I hope you enjoy this final and desperate installment of our attempts to take one of the worst bloodlines to ever exist and seize the throne of Wales. Maybe you think our confidence is woefully misplaced, but remember that it is only through adversity that true glory can be achieved! And my God have we had some adversity!
Of course, we wouldn’t have made it this far without your much appreciated support. Not only would we not have been able to marry our close relatives and travel across Medieval Europe through rivers of blood without your continued patronage, but we wouldn’t have been able to make this content either! As the old Fungist saying goes ‘the real family was the family we married along the way!’ and you can certainly consider yourself part of the family. We literally wouldn’t be able to do any of this without you, so thank you!
I hope you are as moved to tears as I was by Chocky’s story, and whether she becomes Queen of Wales or not (no spoilers), she will always be the Queen of our incestuous hearts!
So, onward, to victory! Victory at all costs!
Much love,
Dom