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The Tour begins at the world infamous SLAPPCO FACTORY!
tours only became possible to go on conveniently as the Slappco scientists created a new experimental potion with unknown effects.
it also just so happens they blew the entire testing and research budget on taco bell and xxxl beer cans for the 5k celebration, so they haven't actually gotten to test this concoction on any human subjects...
you see where this is going.