"Look Dad, I'm not gonna use drugs 'cause drugs are for losers and I'd never wanna disappoint you. Plus, I want to be the first chubby comic to live past 35." - Bobby Hill
In the finale to King of the Hill's two-part mystery, Hank unwittingly takes a hit off of a joint and starts to think he could have possibly murdered Debbie Grund in some sort of marijuana-induced homicidal rage. But when an innocent twig boy could take the fall for this tank wipe's untimely death, it's time for a Texas Ranger to step and point the finger at the most unlikely culprit of all.