There was a heavy pause as I couldn't help but ask. "I... I thought you said this room was on loan from your dad or something?"
Yang's face twitched as she replied almost sheepishly. "Uhhh yeah, his room is in the basement of this hotel and is kinda a mess."
At my clear, 'What the fuck are we doing in this room then?' Look that screamed at her. Yang said with actual chagrin. "Sooo yeah, I thought if I was gonna bang one out. I should have it in a good room I guess."
And under her breath, quieter than anyone with human ears could hear... Which I did not have at this point. I heard her mutter. 'A girl's first time is special, right?'
Just as a reminder, I could hear another thin metal pole on this bed give way with the heavy mattress and frame sinking a bit further so our bodies were further folded on the bed.
Which made Yang's face turn a bit red before she said helplessly. "Man... Can you uhh. Pull out? I need to take a pill, and there is a shower over there."
'Am I getting kicked out after the booty call?' I wondered and for a moment even with this world's weird, almost reverse sexual morality due to how men couldn't fuck huntresses without dying or being crippled.
I was almost... Almost offended, until I got up and as I grabbed my clothes to take a shower. As honestly I could use it after this mess and flying across half the world.
I held in a facial twitch as I heard Yang's scroll making a crisp snapping noise. Obviously her taking a picture of my bare ass as I walked into the shower.
'Wait... Is she fucking to send nudes of me to her sister or her teammates???' I mentally screamed.
As it was one thing for a big titty cow faunus girl I had no memory of. But Yang was 'special' how could I meet the gaze of innocent Ruby and discuss making new weapons with Cyberpunk tech. When she saw my balls when I bent over to grab a pair of fresh socks!
I could see it! Walking up. All nice and calm as we shake hands, and I ask if she wants some 'special tech' from the cyberpunk universe to see if she could make me a better gun with smart bullets and such.
And she loudly exclaims. "Wait! You are the guy with big balls and a mole on your left butt cheek!" Because yes, Ruby was socially awkward and with how weird huntresses were.
I woudn't be fucking surprised if she had some kind of weapon fetish where she wanted to ride a guy's dick. All the while, she and her partner worked at a graphic table to make a battle axe that can also turn into a rocket launcher.
But with the poise of a man who just got to empty his balls into a beautiful woman and just realized she was a little higher on the crazy to hot scale then he thought...
I calmly but efficently went to the shower to then plan my retreat/exodus from the bitch who might be a little to crazy.
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'Hehehe.' Yang inwardly giggled, no... She cackled with manic glee as she sat upwards on the wrecked bed. Which had turned almost into a love seat of sorts with how the middle of the bed had been slam fucked into the ground.
Hearing the bathroom door lock and then the shower start in the bathroom. Yang actually giggled aloud again with her cackling out. "Ha! Fucked the bed into a love seat hahaha! Haaaa well, I suppooooose I should share with my team my accomplishment." Yang said with glee.
As she knew the rest of her team would be utterly green with envy. Blake... That racist kitty cat would demand that Jake go out on a 'date' with her for Faunus reperations or she would cancel him online.
But would fold the very instant Jake showed a single iota of interest and she would attempt to hand him a collar and leash for him to lead her on... The less said about how the collar required a key to take off, the better.
As for Weissy, that little snow angel. She would look at Jake like some tragic, starving artist she NEEDED to support. A sugar mommy who would take care of everything just so that she could enjoy his... Passion in return for her patronage.
And of course, the little Snow Angel with her matching ice and snowflake-themed panties and no chest to fill out her training bra. Assumed that Jake would fall in love with her, for her elegance and poise.
The memory of Weiss Schnee's own 'fishing' trips. The polite way of calling Huntresses trying and striking out pathetically at getting a man always was her sitting primely at a tea party in the middle of a park with several tens of thousands in lien in supporting props to attract a man who wanted her for her elegance.
A part of Yang even wondered if what Weiss wanted was a brute who would ignore her Schnee name and elegant demeanor and do some real raunchy stuff.
But Weissy's fetishes wasn't her business at the moment! As Yang Xiao Long proudly opened up her team's group chat. And after a moment of thought.
She asked herself... Should she show off the man she snatched, the man she already decided was going to be her boyfriend, with how HE could fuck her and not break a hip in the fucking or break a finger when trying to finger her.
Should she show the man off, knowing that like her own mother... Who pounced on Taiyang after learning he was a bodybuilder who could fuck a huntress once every couple of weeks. And Summer allowed her into the relationship so they could truly claim Taiyang from the other sluts.
Could her team be THE other women in the relationship she was going to build with HER man. And for a moment she considered it... Years down the line, she was just coming back home on her motorcycle after clearing out a bunch of Grimm.
And as she came in. She would see Jake holding not her own daughter who was the eldest. But a child with black and yellow-tipped hair that matched a child with her own half-sister Ruby...
Then an idle image of the son in his arms, actually having cat ears, hit...
There was a moment of silence before Yang muttered. "Wait... Wanting to see Jake with a blond and black-haired child that matches the color scheme of my bumblebee doesn't make me A cuck, does it?"
Then Yang slapped her hands together as she realized the TRUTH!
She couldn't be cucked if her team was her own harem!
But then a loud series of ding's hit her ears, and she looked down to her scroll only to realize that in her fantasies she had accidentally sent the photo she took... As well as the video she secretly filmed when she put her scroll on the bedside table.
As Yang knew that if by some miracle she couldn't seduce Jake with the power of her amazing personality... And her two also amazing 'personalities.' She wanted something to remember this fucking for the coming years of being a lonely cat lady.
There was an explosion of question marks which was expected... Blake, Ruby, and Weissy demanding answers and what not.
But then Yang muttered with a nervous laugh. "Well... Crap baskets." As Weiss sent in all caps.
[WAIT!!!@@## THAT IS MY HOTEL ROOM! YANG XIAOLONG! DID YOU HAVE A ILLICIT MEETING ON MY BED!!!???]
There was a moment as Yang contemplated her future... Being crushed by ice, fried by lightning, and shredded by wind blades.
And then with zero fucking shame and only a shit-eating grin. She posed with her mussed-up hair, and with a lazy grin, she sent a selfie with a caption that read. [Freshly pounded through the bed. How I look?]