After taking a good... Long shower, I looked at the window of the pent house bathroom and considered my life options. As Yang Xiao Long was most definetly one of those down bad huntresses.
And I had a feeling she wasn't the type to just accept this was just a booty call.
'The question is... Do I open the window and pretend I jumped out the window but instead just went back to the world of Cyberpunk? Or do I go out there and face the music?' I thought.
After considering my options... I recalled Yang's fat tits bouncing in my face and I decided that the slightly higher on the crazy to hot scale was worth it.
So with a new set of clothes on me. I pushed open the door while coming to a bit of a realization of sorts. 'Maybe I should bring some cyberpunk tech here and sell it so I have some real money.'
As selling off valuable tech here in the world of RWBY would be far safer then trying to sell something like Dust in the world of Cyberpunk obviously... I would have Arasaka, Militech, and Biotechnica kill teams on my ass in less than 24 hours if I did that!
Coming out of the bathroom, I saw that Yang had obviously used the other suite's bathroom as well in probably record time. With how her hair was clearly fixed up already.
But she was giving me a confident smile despite this fucking weird situation as I still remembered this was Weiss Schnee's room!
"Sooo what's that grin for?" I asked as I sat across from Yang on a long couch that probably cost more then I could make on five contracts back in the cyberpunk world.
Yang laughed... Laughed hard at that. And she then turned it around on me as she asked in a cocky manner. "The question is why aren't you grinning? Didn't you have a blast just a few minutes ago? And don't think I forgot about you pulling my hair buster?" She said a bit more pointed at the end.
But she didn't lose her grin as she kicked up her boot onto the expensive and nice wooden table seperating the two couches we were on. Instead she continued on with that cocky grin.
"Soooo remember how this wasn't my dad's hotel room and all? Yeah, the owner is a teammate of mine, and she is uhhhh rushing here at this very moment with the rest of my team to meet ya."
My lips twitched as I think I was getting what she was getting at. As I said in an utterly fucking dry tone. "Are you utterly setting me up to take the fall for the broken bed?"
Yang paused at my question and my tone with her hastily waving her hands around as she said sheepishly. "Woah woah dude! Chill there ain't no blame game or anything going on haha."
She then threaded a hand through her volumnious beautiful hair as she said a bit more on the quiet side. "They just... Want to meet you I guess. I can cover the cost of the bed if Weissy get's hangry as well. So don't worry."
I exhaled a bit as I wondered if this was even worth the stress before I mentally shrugged as in the worst case. I could still flee to another world if things got too weird.
"Sooo can you tell me about your team then?" I asked as I could tell Yang was building up to something.
And a piece of my manly instinct was yelling at me to divert her attention.
My question made Yang pause... Before she grinned and said with an evil smile. "Oh... I have soooo much to tell you about. When it comes to my teammates, and my adorable sister especially haha!"
My face went blank. As Yang's mouth became a pipeline of depravity. An opened personal diary of her teammates fetishes and blackmail about how much of a girl failure each one of them was.
First... I learned that Ruby was actually Yang's older sister in this timeline as Summer with her gentle personality, supernaturally good cookies and a fetish for being tied up was able to get into Taiyang's bed before Yang's mom Raven was able to get ahold of him.
And Ruby. Our dear sweet adorkable Ruby was an explosion slut. Basically a Megumin without the preformance issues. "Hehe, my sister never found out. But I read her diary! She loooovvveess! The force of an explosion hitting her from a distance! It's why she often run's explosive rounds in her sniper rifle as well!"
Then she started talking about Blake... And my face actually pinched as it became apparent that Team RWBY all kept a diary and Yang was a nosy little bitch as Yang knew all about Blake's past horrible relationship with Adam Tauras.
Adam Tauras, the leader of the Men Too Movement which was a political movement built around men's rights and trying to get hard legislation put into law to punish thirsty huntresses who broke into men's houses and what not.
Apparently... Blake was so fucking weird and perverted that Adam literally dumped her ass and stopped working in the the White Fang to become the new leader of the Men Too Movement.
She was so fucking crazy, that the super terrorist decided that crazy bitches who would rip men's belts off and cry for sex because they were so lonely was the better life calling to devote himself towards.
And Weiss, or as Yang called her in Snow White the prissy panties. Or Weissy, or just Snowy if she was feeling lazy. Had a fetish for trying to attract men with how elegant she was. How rich she was.
"As for what kind of dirty girl Weissy is... Honestly I have no idea haha. She always strikes out before any man can even show interest to the point she can actually show what she wants." Yang shrugged with a carefree grin.
But then a series of dinging noises rang out with her looking to her scroll and saying helplessly. "Welp... Crapbaskets, apparently the room has security cameras that are also wired for sound."
Yang just leaned back in her couch before she said calmly. Clearly accepting her fate. "Look on the brightside Jake... Weiss will make sure your body is at least thrown into the ocean with premium Schnee mining debris."
I slowly stood up and said thoughtfully. "Whelp... Gotta say, this was an interesting meeting. But uhhh I think I need to bounce."
Yang's face twitched as she held up her hands and said quickly. "Woah woah woah! Calm down Jake, I was just joking! Weissy isn't a threat at all I promise! If she looks like she is going to stab you, I will put her in a headlock haha!"
I was... Not convinced about Yang's ability to 'protect' me at this point. But it seemed that it was out of my hands anyway.
As with a loud crashing noise that made me activate my Sandy on instinct. I saw in slow motion as the door to the room was kicked open... And from my low sitting position. I got to see the fair leg that had kicked down the door.
'Uh oh.' I thought with a helpless smile crossing my face as Blake Belladonna was the one who had kicked down the door with Weiss Schnee already yelling at the dark haired faunus whose eye's were locked onto me... Particularly around my waist and ground area.
And ignoring the complaints of Weiss entirely as Ruby with a volcanic blush as she looked at me as well. Blake asked the 'pressing' question to Yang. "You broke the bed... And didn't break his hips?"
Yang threw back her beautiful hair and said with a tone that was dripping in the concept of 'smug' "Heh! More like my stud plowed me through the bed haha!"
And that made me refocuse on Weiss who stamped her foot in frustration as she snapped. "That was my bed you obscene gorilla!"
Yang smug smile turned teasing as she lifted up her ample breasts with her hands and said with a fake solemn voice. "A gorilla who got laid... How is that princess routine going for you Snow Angel again? Didn't the last guy you approach run away thinking you were trying to babytrap him into a divorce or something?"
And I saw a vein pop up on the side of Weiss's head in anger... But all the while as those two were arguing. Blake, being the slut 'ninja' she was, stealthily approached and said quietly in a cool and calm tone to me. "Jake right?"
At my nod, she wore a very serious expression as she continued. "How do you feel about faunus and human interbreeding? Fixing racial divides through marital harmony and bringing true equality?"
'How does Faunus and Human interbreeding work anyway?' I couldn't help but think before I said helplessly. "I am... Not very racist besides some fun with faunus traits."
Blake's very much yellow cat eye's narrowed with Ruby asked curiously as she refocused on me, past the sight of Weiss in fact getting put into a headlock by Yang. And the white-haired princess was being slightly smothered by Yang's fat tits at the same time.
"What kind of fun with faunus traits? Do you use a laser pointer like I do to mess with Blake?" Ruby asked innocently with Blake's face twitching at the reminder.
I coughed as I wondered if I should say it... But then I shrugged, as I was already just being a fucking himbo at this point anyway.
"I got to play with Cow Faunus's breasts. And she had massive milkers that were actually lactating as well."
The room went quiet at my frank admission with Yang pausing at my words before she demanded firmly. "Jake... Were her tits bigger than mine?"
I looked at Yang with a solemn expression before I looked out towards the void... Fondly remembering that cow faunus's massive milkers before I said quietly. "All three of your set's of breasts woudn't match hers."
There was a pause before Ruby said in confusion. "Three sets? There are four girls here?"
And Weiss's face became ruddy red as Yang cackled with a hand going to her chest, as she choked on her laughter as she said between wheezing laughs. "Weissy doesn't count haha!"