You want lewd? Wholesome? Maybe funny? How about this — let's do everything at once! Because this update has it all!
Ever since our team discovered the beauty of worker’s rights violations, we’ve managed to push our collective productivity to never before seen heights! This creative approach, paired with company-mandated intravenous caffeine injections and a strict policy of no contact with the outside world has allowed us to create something truly special — an update so THIGH-tly packed with content, it had to be legally classified as a zip-bomb. We are pleased to present to you...
The Part Where Hanako Grinds Your Meat Into Dust™
But don't let our entirely unambiguous naming convention fool you — there's way more to the story! Since we didn't want to sacrifice the emotional aspects of Hanako's route in our pursuit to maximize its goonability, we decided to spend a few extra weeks to properly balance things out. As often happens, it got slightly out of control, and we ended up with one of the biggest and most eventful story chapters to date, offering both smutty and wholesome content in equal measure. Enjoy!
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ROMAN-THICC OVERLOAD!
In this chapter you will find answers to such profound questions as: Does it jiggle? Are those thighs as soft as they look? Do condoms actually exist in the Academy34 universe? Is there a limit to how many times we can repeat the same bit before our players consider unsubbing? And more!
Jokes aside, we put an immense amount of effort into crafting a story that is as entertaining as it is arousing. People play our game for different reasons, and while it's virtually impossible to satisfy every player’s specific wants, we did our damned best to get as close to this unattainable goal as possible. For every frame of raw horizontal action there's another one dedicated to something heartwarming, like first awkward kisses, or after-care cuddles, or premarital handholding. In the same vein, for every page of humorous dialogue there's one entirely filled with the most depraved fantasies our characters dared to confess.
After the previous chapter in Hanako's romance plot left many players feeling blueballed, this one was designed from the ground-up to drain you of everything you've got.
BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
As we conclude our work on Hanako's story and move on to different characters, we would like to spend some of our available time having fun with the ideas you all have proposed. One of them being Goth Andre — the idea so unfathomably based, it set a new participation record among any poll we’ve ever hosted, earning over a thousand of votes in three short days, with 97% of them being in favor of giving Andre a wardrobe refreshment. Since we also haven't done any degeneracy updates in a while, we’ve decided to kill two birds with one stone by combining them into a single content drop. Expect to see some choker-snapping action in a few short weeks!
Right after giving Andre her alternative phase, we'll return to work on sweaty muscle-princess Zahera, who is scheduled to receive MULTIPLE massive updates in a row! It's time to put an end to the curse that has plagued her romantic plot for way too long. She will finally conquer the protagonist's meat mountain, and she'll do it as many times as we're able to justify from the narrative standpoint! Which is to say, they'll f--k the absolute living hell out of each other.
FUTURE HOLDS MANY SECRETS!
We've been cooking some overhauls behind the scenes, the biggest of which are the upcoming User Interface and User Experience updates. These will be released in a series of small patches, each targeting various aspects of the game, such as the phone menu, gallery, choice boxes, dialogue window, etc. Our goal is to turn everything that currently sucks major balls into something that people will enjoy interacting with.
Here's a few quick examples: You will finally be able to sort gallery replays by character, type of content, or even by specific kink. The task menu will let you pin and track a specific objective, and will provide information regarding where and when you can trigger story events. A new messenger tab will replace awkward interactions during which MC just blankly stares at his phone with proper text chats, as well as allowing a convenient way for girls to send you spicy pics during and after their romantic plotlines.
We will make a separate post discussing various changes to UI/UX in detail, so stay tuned to find out more!
Thank you!
Your support helps sustain not only this project, but also the people working on it, and with that support, we’re slowly moving closer to achieving our long-term plans. While our team is scattered across the world having to take refuge from war in our home country, working on this game allows us to remain positive and stay focused on something we truly enjoy creating! Thank you for being part of this journey with us!