[F4A] Your Goth Girlfriend Admits She's Secretly A Vampire

Script by: PrinceInYellow 

You and your goth girlfriend arrive at her place for movie night, but you notice some weird things: there's a strange-looking jar of red "juice" on her coffee table and her reflection doesn't appear on the TV screen! You confront her, and she admits reluctantly that she's been a vampire all along. She just didn't know how to tell you because she thought you'd break up with her once you found out…