Patron Exclusive Audio: Getting Revenge and Riding Off Into the Sunset With Your Western Outlaw Yandere Girlfriend!

Hey, look! An F4F audio! Rare indeed around these parts. I think this is my fourth in as many years? I don't know how that keeps happening...

Well, anyway, this'n is short 'n sweet. Or at least as sweet as a yandere who ties people to railroad tracks can be! I hope you enjoy it.

Getting Revenge and Riding Off Into the Sunset With Your Western Outlaw Yandere Girlfriend!

Some jackass tried to get fresh and take advantage of you? Big mistake. After all, you're secretly the notorious Lady Blossom, lover and partner in crime to "Sir" Bond, the gentle(wo)man outlaw! And she doesn't take too kindly to folks messing with what belongs to her...

F4F • Butch Gentle(wo)man Outlaw Speaker • Femme Outlaw Listener • Villainous Lovers • Yandere-ish? • Twisted Romance • Bonnie & Clyde-esque? • Spaghetti Western Themes? • Tied To The Tracks! • Praise/Compliments • Pet Names • Desert Setting • Threats • Watching the Bad Guy Sweat • Revenge • (Maybe even Disproportionate Retribution? This is a yandere we're talking about here...) • CW: Comically Dark Onscreen Death (Not Speaker or Listener; Bad Guy, Train, Splat) • Cartoonish villainy played straight if you'll pardon the turn of phrase

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio, Juniper Justice Bro

Script by: cherryteacup on reddit

SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses