Patron Exclusive Audio: Married to Your Supervillain Nemesis (Special Alternate Silly Adlib Cut!)

A.K.A.: I keep. forgetting. To post this! Agh!

What's this? An elusive alternate cut of an existing audio? Yep!

You might remember the original version of this audio from late 2024. WELL I LIED! (gasp, shock, horror, dismay!!!) That was not the original version! This is.

Through a comedy of errors, I accidentally had the script for this audio in a file reserved for writers who allow adlibs and edits. That was a filing error on my part, which I only noticed after recording and making some silly additions in my usual style. When I went in for the sound design portion of the edits, I was M O R T I F I E D to realize what I'd done.

At the time, I scrambled to remove the additions without compromising the recording as best I could, then went to the writer, WritSavvy, to offer a sincere mea culpa and explain the situation. She was so understanding and sweet about the whole thing, I was given special permission to post the alternate cut for Patrons as a special bonus!

Of course, since my brain is a sieve, I keep forgetting to do it. Once I check off a task in my brain, my internal to-do list wipes its memory like a fucking Etch-a-Sketch. I guess when I posted the "main" version, the mental checkbox to do the alternate cut vanished into the ether never to be seen or heard from again.

But today while sorting my files, I saw this and remembered! YAY!

So here it is, an alternate cut available by special arrangement with WritSavvy, with an extra minute or so of audio. Enjoy!

Married to Your Supervillain Nemesis

By day, you’re enemies: the gallant hero and the diabolical villain. By night, you’re putting your little one to bed, before planning your third anniversary getaway. It’s definitely challenging to be a hero, a partner, AND a parent…but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

[Hero x Villain] [Villain Speaker] [Hero Listener] [Spicy] [Kissing] [Seduction] [Fluff] [Domestic Fluff] [Parenting] [Married] [Wholesome] [Pizza] [Established Relationship] [Evil Lair] [Fireplace + Rain] [Pillow Fight]

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio

Script by: WritSavvy on reddit

SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses