Patron Exclusive Audio: Faking a Date With Your Best Friend Goes VERY Right!

Faking a Date With Your Best Friend Goes VERY Right!

After breaking up with your totally toxic, cheating girlfriend, she just won't leave you alone. Somehow, she keeps "mysteriously" showing up wherever you are, usually wearing something designed to catch your eye and make you remember what she thinks you've been missing. You're starting to think she'll never give up!

Luckily, your scheming best friend has hatched a plan to scare that menace off for good: a conspicuous, lovey-dovey fake date at a cute cat cafe! She has the perfect plot to make sure your ex gets the message...but watch out, things might go a little too well!

[F4A] ["Pretend" Girlfriend Speaker] [Best Friend Listener] [Fake Date Turned Real Date?!] [Best Friends to Eventual Lovers!] [Cat Cafe] [Getting Your Ex Off Your Back] [(Bad) Jokes and (Good) Hand-Holding] [Surprise Kiss!] [Mean Girl-esque Passive Aggression Used in the Service of Romantic Justice!] [Pastries and Sweetness] [Friendly Banter Turned Slightly Awkward Silences and Halting Confessions] [Taking Things Slow] [Cute] [Lo-Fi Cafe Ambiance and Kitties!] [DISCLAIMER: do not fight romantic rivals in parking lots; only do that on grass!]

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio

Script by: SplashiestPig on reddit

SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses