It's that time again! Lots of goodies on the way over the next two weeks. So many! I'm queuin' 'em up now. It is always lovely to see a batch of things scheduled in a tidy little row. Makes my brain go brr. ^^

I'm especially excited to get a bunch of early access piled up and ready to go; I'm still working on those, but expect the return of regular weekly audios soon! With lots of juicy lead time for early access tiers. 💖

Now, to today's Patron Exclusive audio! Where are my workaholics? The ones who need ALL the personal attention and encouragement to engage in self-care? This one is for you!

P.S. I like the characters and setting so much, I may even ask about commissioning a sequel. I hope you enjoy them too! Let me know if you'd be interested in seeing these two return at some point!

Your Loyal Steampunk Maid Takes Care of You and Affectionately Scolds You for Working Too Hard!

As a genius inventor on the cutting edge of steampunk technology, you spend your time buried in work. Sure, you barely eat and regularly pass out in your workshop, but it's for the greater good. Your automatons will revolutionize life and labor around the globe! So many breakthroughs to make, so little time! Who cares if your health and well being is a distant second priority?

Your loyal maid, that's who! As your childhood best friend turned trusted servant, not only does she care about you, she also knows you tend to overwork yourself. She's had enough of your workaholic ways! You're going to take a break and relax, even if she has to teach you how to do it herself. Now, it's hot bubble bath time, Master! Come on. You heard the woman. March!

F4A • Assertive Servant Speaker • Inventor Listener • Calling You Master • Comfort for Overworking • Encouraging Self Care • Gentle (but Firm!) Scolding • Lighthearted Teasing • Established Relationship • Childhood Friends • Giving You a Hot Bath • Scrubbing the Dirt Off You • Dressing You • Offering to Read to You • Learning to Relax • Classic "Frustrated, Bossy, but Kindhearted Maid and Her Absentminded Mad Scientist/Professor" vibes • SFX Heavy • Brief Mechanical Whozits Ambiance • Fireplace • Ticking grandfather clock for a bit • Splashy Water Sounds • All that good stuff!

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio

Script by: Turt1eshark on reddit

SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses