"Sure, I could deal with your little infestation once and for all, or I could continue watching you scurry away every time I come back from patrol. I find one definitely more entertaining than the other.
Look at you go! Run, run, run, lil' bugger. Aww, all this for a... I guess that's a crumb? Sorry, a delicious feast, I'm sure. Is that the best you can do? It's hardly a sprint, is it? A thousand steps later and you're still not one step away from me. Are you even trying?
Oh no, actually. Looks like you're... begging? Don't fret, I've got you - time to say bye-bye...
And for the rest of you? Patrols are 90 minutes long, give or take. It's not my fault you're being greedy. Better hope I don't see you later!"