"- Yeah, I'll join you! Just let me change quickly into something more appropriate. By the way, have you seen my slip ons? I couldn't find them last night, I had to go out with my patrol shoes.
- As much as you seem to believe it, I'm actually not your maid Lena... Have you checked under the bunk bed, that's the last place where I saw them. Found anything?
- Got 'em! Holy shit!
- What? Do you need help in there?
- No Doc, it's fine. Just a bug... Go ahead, I'll catch up with you in a bit.
...
- Well hello there, little thing. What happened to you? How did you even end up in here? Wait, let me guess. You were part of that clean up crew that came a few days back and you touch something you shouldn't have in Dr. Ziegler's stuff, haven't you?
*Squeaks*
- It's so funny, I can barely hear what you're saying! You guys came 2 days ago though. That's an awful long time to spend trapped in there. Urgh, I can smell the stench from here. I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like inside the bloody thing! Even worse, at your size! It must suck to be you...
* Pleading Squeaks*
- Help? Do I look like a scientist to you? The only one around is Dr. Ziegler and she's gone for the evening... so tough luck, am I right? Thing is little bug, I'm planning on wearing this shoe tonight and right now, you happen to be in it.
*Panicked Squeaks*
- Oh you don't want to come with me tonight? How surprising. What should I do with you then? You know, it would break my heart to separate such a little specimen from its natural habitat. Fortunately for you, I have the perfect solution... a trade of some sort.
*Hopeful Squeaks*
- I'm gonna put you in my patrol shoes while I'm gone! Oh don't look so sad, you'll see, it'll feel very familiar. Perhaps a little overwhelming... I have been on my feet for the past 12 hours after all. Maybe you could give the one you end up into a good cleaning, if you dislike the smell so much. You know, do what you were here for in the first place! Do a good job, and perhaps I'll remember to bring you to Dr. Ziegler tomorrow morning.
*Defeated Squeaks*
- Oh such a good bug! See, it's not that hard being this small. You just have to do everything the big people tell you to and you even get to use my shoes as your own personal mansions. You have it so easy... Alright, time to go! Take a big breath, I'm picking you up. Or maybe you shouldn't... I mean, I wouldn't!"