Full translation patch, for funsies

Just to show we have been working on the patch, here it is.  Depending on which of us is applying it, it works on both the patched and unpatched versions, or only the unpatched version.  

Honestly, we're kind of curious how it works for other people to hopefully figure out where it's going wrong, though we don't know if it's something you'd want to bother with.