Introducing the Gelipower 1000, your all-in-one home power, climate control, and hot water solution! The Gelipower 1000 extracts life essence energy from voluntary fuel units (VFUs) using a proprietary mix of biogel and powdered purple gobzite. It can generate up to 25kW of electrical power while simultaneously generating up to 150,000KTU of thermal transfer, be it for heating or cooling. Fuel consumption is rated at one VFU every five years. Installation of new VTUs is as simple as getting them to touch the shimmery, exposed biogel contents of the Gelipower 1000 system. The sticky goo will pull them in and within fifteen minutes they'll be transformed into a blob of purple slime, trapped in the throes of throbbing-transdimensional pleasure while their energy is slowly sapped away, all the while slowly sliding into realms of eternal pleasure unknown.