[M/M SUGGESTIVE] Thank god they don't have phones in BG3.

EDIT: Finished version added! A Dick&Butt-Free version will go up in a free post tomorrow as well, but as my loyal patrons YOU guys get to enjoy two-pixel-wide dongs in all of their glory 🍾 NOTE: Sometimes when you edit images in a patreon post, the app has trouble loading the new ones up. If that occurs, please refresh the app or try the desktop website instead.

Some time ago I got an ask that said DU drow looked like a Labubu. I then decided I would draw a DU Drow Labubu because I think that the little critters look horrific anyway. I realized that I do not know what Labubus are for, but that they remind me of circa-2010's phone charms - hence, I decided I would put the DU drow Labubu hanging off of a phone. But now I need someone to be holding that phone - Astarion, obviously. Next I asked myself "alright, but what is Astarion even looking at his phone for". The answer for that was also obvious. This is my absolute best attempt at explaining the machinations of my brain. Anyway. Uh. Behold!