BROTHERS! Welcome to another Flashgitz Friday! Today marks a very special day in Flashgitz Friday history, and you already know why…BECAUSE TODAY’S THE LAST FLASHGITZ FRIDAY BEFORE SPACE KING 3’S RELEASE TOMORROW!!!
YES, BROTHERS, IT’S FINALLY ALMOST HERE!
In case you’ve been in a coma and just opened the Patreon app on your phone, SPACE KING 3 RELEASES TOMORROW ON YOUTUBE! It was a great idea to put yourself in a coma, because we’ve been edging you all for MANY months. Many months of hard work, months of hitting strict deadlines, and months of wondering why any sane person would do this to themselves.
The answer to the last one? It’s because of YOU, the humble and handsome brothers, who financially allow us to torture ourselves to make the best cartoon we could possibly make. So, we’d like to pay it forward and give you all our most ambitious project yet. And yes, I’ll be saying that about Space King 4 and 5 as well.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wet your little pants! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!.
Drink it in, because this will be your last taste of Space King 3 before the episode’s official release tomorrow!
Don’t freak out! The episode is almost here!
Sprinting to the bathroom to piss after Space King 3 is over (runtime is 26 minutes.)
Bryce heading to his tent with all his friends to watch Space King 3
“Refreshing won’t make Space King 3 load faster, Hatemonger”
Captain marching up to the deck to give a special announcement. What will he say? Find out tomorrow!
Make sure you’re ready to check it out tomorrow on YouTube! Space King 3 that is. Did I mention Space King 3 comes out tomorrow on YouTube?
Once you’ve watched Space King 3, then you’ll be wondering “what’s next?” Well the answer to that is: the Space King Christmas Special!Fortunately with the Christmas special, you won’t have to wait nearly as long. We’ve already made a ton of progress with all the new hires we have on board. Take a look at some of the latest updates we have.
The congregation gathered around to hear Space King’s commandments – several of them forbidding women from being Psycho Warriors, believe it or not!
Captain’s victory screen animation (must score a perfect victory 7x in a row to get this one.)
One of the new character’s special poses where he wields the Psycho Suicide Blaster, built with the sole purpose of burning a giant hole where your chest used to be.
Each time the special pose artists draw Bryce, they draw his pecs 10% bigger.
A Psycho Warrior who’s shit himself while on duty and is trying to hide it.
I already know what you sick freaks are thinking, and NO!!! That Star Defender ISN’T going to cover his face with that black paint >:(
The giant radiator where Chestnut will be shackled to.
The sketched-out background of the aftermath of Chestnut ripping the radiator out of the floor.
The rubble where Chestnut will be crushed under.
That does for this week’s Christmas Special updates. The team’s been working really hard on the Christmas Special, and I’M excited to show you all more updates in the next few months!
Today, on the Tom and Don channel, we’re going to be going through some of the questions you guys asked here on Patreon! We’d love to answer all of them, but there were over 300 questions :’)
But fret not! For we’ve picked out some of the most nail-biting, jaw dropping, penis-exploding questions you guys have asked.
Head on over to the Tom & Don channel, sit your white ass down, and EDUCATE yourself on the finer points of Space King lore! Plus, we tease a few new pieces of merch that’ll surely get your blood pumping.
Back to talk about the character’s penis’ some more!
The penis talk might’ve gotten a little out of hand…
Sneak peek at some of the new merch, the B-Positive Tshirt! (We’re not responsible for deaths resulting from drowning in pussy.)
Don’s shy <3 But check out his sweet Exsanguinator B-Positive hoodie!
What are you still doing here? Head on over to the Tom and Don channel to check out the new video now!And thus we bring this Flashgitz Friday to a close. Thank you, Brothers and Greedy Brothers for your continued support. We truly wouldn’t have gotten anywhere without you all. And don’t forget to treat yourself and check out Space King 3 tomorrow on YouTube to see what your precious dollerydoos created! Did I forget to mention Space King 3?SPACE KING 3!
SPACE KING 3!!
SPACE KING 3!!!
SPACE KING 3!!!!
SPACE KING 3!!!!!
NOW ONTO THE FAN ART!
A super huge badass piece by @realmechislove on Twitter. A huge clusterfuck of destruction. This is what Space King is all about!!
A precious little techno-fiend by @OSOOS22174 on Twitter. He looks so happy and whimsical.
Some nekkid Bryce by @highcommnd on Twitter. I’ve been staring at this image for 20 minutes (and you should, too!)
Thank you for reading this far, brothers! See you all next week!
Praise be!