Brothers! It’s time for FLASHGITZ FRIDAY: the part of the week where I telepathically transmit Space King production updates right into that beautiful swollen brain of yours.
And Brothers, see to it that your incredible little mind isn’t blown from all the exciting updates I have from Episode 5. You’ve been warned!
I hope you brothers have had a great week. No doubt grinding away and crushing tons of pussy, I assume. We’ve been hard at work with Space King 5, and we’ve even hit some more milestones this week regarding our progress, but you’ll see that in a minute. Right, now, I want to show off more Psycho Warriors!
Look at that subtle bright-red coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a metallic grill.Thank you to u/YetiBomber101 from Reddit, who’s so much of a chad that they bought an unpainted miniature just to paint it in Star Defender colors anyway. Boy oh boy, Brothers, do we have some updates for you today. But before I get to that, I have to make sure you’re sitting down for what I’m going to tell you next. Are you ready?
ANIMATION IS COMPLETE! That’s right, all the funny little characters you know and love are finally moving around in all of the scenes. But this doesn’t mean the cartoon is finished! There’s still a lot of work to be done like adding backgrounds, compositing shots, adding sound, and finding a caterer for the Episode 5 launch party.
While I try to hold reservations for McDonalds’ playplace, take a look at some of the clips I’ve stolen from the vault!
Target identified. Bodycam: off
With reflexes like a hawk, no statistic gets past him.
Little Hatemonger skurries along the countertop and asks for a sugar cube.
Roadhogs
How dogs act the moment your Amazon package arrives at the door.
Can’t spell “harpoon” without “poon”.
They’re called guard rails because they’re guarding us from these piggies.
Drive sober or get pulled over.
Preaching about the endless love Space King has. Unless you’re an icky girl.
Another round of “Spot the main characters”.
When pastor mentions all the hellfire the sinners will experience.
Don’t these shots look insane? These scenes have already been composited, which, for the new curious Brothers, basically means all the elements of the shot like the background, lights, and animation are all combined to create a cohesive shot. But there’s still a lot of shots that still need this treatment, so be patient! Space King 5 will arrive in due time.
But if you feel yourself getting Flashgitz withdrawals, there’s always the Tom and Don channel!
This week on Tom and Don, we’re discussing the latest 11th edition Warhammer trailer! After everything Games Workshop has put their fans through, this trailer got some insane reactions from the internet. So does that mean Warhammer 40k is finally cool again? Maybe! But with a line like “The universe is a big place. You will not be missed.”, it’s debatable. Go watch the video and form the same opinions we have!
When the 11th edition trailer has big muscly men
We tricked out the set for Big E’s 38 year comeback.
The lights in the studio get a bit hot.
So, is Warhammer 40k finally cool again? Go check out the video and find out for yourself!
Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s exciting installment of Flashgitz Friday. And of course I could never forget our Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and Very Greedy Brothers! You guys are the reason Space King remains independent and standing strong against the evil forces of Hollywood producers, HR departments, and worst of all: FEMALES. YUCK! But thanks to you, we are free to spread Space King’s propaganda all across the stars with nobody to stand in our way! Don’t look at me like that, of COURSE we're the good guys!Thank you for all your support Brothers, and see you next week!
Praise Be!
Now let’s take a look at some fan art, shall we?
An incredible Star Defender piece by u/Dogmuth on Reddit. The proportions are fantastic like always!
An adorable Hermey by @FizzyCherryArt on Twitter. Acting like he didn’t bring this whole misfit thing onto himself.
Hatemonger’s actual face by@bnm6517. It might be the most plausible theory so far!
See you next week, Brothers! Praise be!