So, fellas, we all know how it is Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
So, fellas, we all know how it is Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
So, fellas, we all know how it is
Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
But Meanwhile, of course you don't want to experience the emasculation of sitting down
So, here is my solution, and my hypothetical question
The Piss Gyroscope
In this device, you wouldn't miss the toilet even if you tried because it automatically adjusts the angle so that everything is perfect. Not to mention, you can be on your phone!
The Hypothetical
Here is the deal: You get this device for absolutely free in your house. It never breaks down and you don't have to pay for electricity for it.
BUT it has a 0.25% chance of malfunctioning and beginning to spin randomly.
This probability doesn't proc every second or anything like that. It just procs once when you begin pissing, at which point it spins randomly for about 10 seconds.
DO YOU take the deal???
And a lot of people would say yes to this, but what you gotta keep in mind is that this would absolutely happen on a bad day. Like the day when you get fired at work and your wife leaves you. That's when the piss gyroscope malfunctions.
So think about it carefully.
And here's my secondary question: Would you keep pissing?