Hey y'all.
It's 8PM on Friday. I'm tired and unfocused.
YET there is still COMIC to make. But I'm just not in a state to decide what's funniest. Could y'all help me decide which comic to make? Here are the options:
I WILL DESTROY YOU
Panel 1: Close-up of a fantasy character, running with a sword, screaming "I WILL DESTROY YOU WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY. EVEN YOUR CONSTITUENT PARTICLES WILL BE ERASED FROM THIS WORLD!!!"
Panel 2: Close-up of another fantasy character, the opponent of the first, also running with a sword, screaming "YOU WILL NOT LIVE ANOTHER MOMENT. ON YOUR NEXT BLINK, YOU WILL OPEN YOUR EYES IN HELL!!!"
Panel 3: They both scream as they are about to clash with one another.
Panel 4: Cut to them facing each other at a wedding (both in wedding dresses) as white petals fall around them.
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REMEMBER TO BE KIND
Panel 1: A silly little meme with a frog on a lilypad on it. It says "Remember to be kind to yourself."
Panel 2: Slight zoom out we reveal the meme to be part of a post being drafted. A mouse is clicking the "POST" button on the window.
Panel 3: Shen's face is partially cloaked in shadow as he begins to cackle. "Heh ... HEHEHEHEH"
Panel 4: Shen is doing a Death-Note-Light-type expression as he yells "NOW WHILE THOSE FOOLS LANGUISH IN KINDNESS, I WILL GET AHEAD BY BEING CRUEL TO MYSELF!!"
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TANK'S GOT THIS
Panel 1: Closeup of an RPG healer yelling to one side "DPS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
Panel 2: The DPS is at half health, with a line of blood dripping from his mouth. He responds "Not great. One of the attacks skimmed me."
Panel 3: The RPG healer yells to the other side "TANK, HOW ABOUT YOU?"
Panel 4: The tank, with a magic pixel of health and half a healthbar of armor, his legs grappled to the floor with vines, actively on fire, with status effects: Fatigued, Frightened, Burned, Poisoned, Cursed, Cold, Paralyzed, Confused. He is giving a thumbs up and wears a confident expression.
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What do you think?