5-Volt: Well done on completing the Mash League! Here's your reward! I haven't seen button mashing like that since my days on my old Famicom. I used to mash with the best of 'em you know! But... well, age hasn't been kind on my button skills, or my looks for that matter.
Aw you're sweet, calling this ol' maiden "beautiful"... and not just my feet, I take it. Oh! Now, now don't be nervous, and there's no need to rush either; the boys won't be home until late this afternoon. Please, take your time and enjoy them as much as you want.
... Oooh so my feet have that effect on you, do they? So that's why you were came inside my slippers. Hehehe, I'll let it slide. It's just my feet, after all... They're are all yours today.
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