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"L-Look, I can explain!"
*Silence
"...So you want me to keep going, or..."
*Doesn't receive an answer.
*Keeps going anyway.
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Coining this one. I'm calling it, 'The Gay Trolley Problem.' You're really, REALLY close to blowing your load:
If you answer 'yes,' you're gay.
If you answer 'no,' you're straight.
If you don't answer, in a roundabout way you're technically not responsible for what happens. Therefore you're not gay or straight. At least that's what you keep telling yourself. Because DAMN did you cum hard.Non-Canon alt versions there just for shits and giggles.