In this Patreon exclusive episode, Joe begins by revealing that he doesn’t touch any equipment while at the gym before the room shares what they have learned so far in 2026. Later, more reactions to ‘Big Girls Wanted: Escaping Pearadise,’ the woman who died in a rope jump accident in Brazil, and rumors that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married in Madison Square Garden. The crew also discusses the JPMorgan executive who was fired after getting caught stealing a Knicks-themed trash can, the new JBP community website, Emanny’s boxing match with his son, the list that named New York City the worst place to start a career, and much more!