night market, truth or drink 3 shenanigans, and our beautiful patronis = goated july
Happy July, Patronis! We’re deep into summer now (unless you’re chilling in the southern hemisphere), and the content is only getting hotter from here. It’s Yan here, and this month’s Patroni Patch Notes is getting delivered straight to your doorstep—let’s jump right into the content and happenings for this month!
👋 btw if you’re new here, HEYYYY wassup and welcome to the Patroni fam! We have a new featured collection called the “off the record” sampler, which is a taste of all the juicy, unfiltered stuff that lives in our Patreon. Go check it out now and catch up with the chaos!
🛒 NIGHT MARKET COMING SOON — 7.18 and 7.19
IT’S BAAAAACK! Our exclusive Patreon market is coming to you this week, featuring grabs from past OfflineTV merch collections, mystery bundles, and unreleased samples to keep you fitted up for the season. We’ll be having two separate release times, one for NA and another drop for our EU/APAC friends.
More details to come on Monday!
🎶 PATRONI TUNE OF THE MONTH
I am the D1 templuv glazer, especially during the summer bc the vibes just match the sunny weather perfectly—so this month's Patroni song rec is bleachers by templuv! Give it a listen as you scroll through the patch notes.
1️⃣ Tier 1, fans
Truth or Drink 3 is finally out! Make sure to check out our two POOPs coming out: Brodin vs. Toast edition and some deleted questions from the main video. Our producers are back again this month breaking down the Skeet Shooting video, and an upcoming artsy video later this month 👀
🎬 POOP 1: BRODIN VS. TOAST | 7.11
🎬 POOP 2: TRUTH OR DRINK DELETED QUESTIONS | 7.12
🎬 BREAKDOWN 1: SKEET SHOOTING | 7.13
🎬 BREAKDOWN 2: PICTIONARY | 7.26
🎁 LAUREN’S CLIPPIE OF THE MONTH | 7.27
2️⃣ Tier 2, super fans
Lauren is back for this month’s Crew Pod! Max, Lauren, Lu, and Henry are yapping about all things OTV and streamer happenings. Toast and Lauren are back again for another episode of Retro Corner, where Lauren shows off her favorite 2000s childhood game.
🎙️ CREW POD, EP #34: JAKURA, KPOP DEMON HUNTERS?! | 7.14
🎮 RETRO GAME SERIES: TOAST & LAUREN | 7.18
any jakura parasocials in chat??? what about my saja boys fans???
3️⃣ Tier 3, giga fans
oh hey goats, you guys look extra beautiful this month ;) For our Gigafans, we’re coming to you live with another Q&A Session featuring Scarra! Max will also be taking you behind the scenes for an upcoming Toast endeavor 👀
💬 LIVE Q&A WITH SCARRA | TBD
🎬 THE ORGANIZATION SERIES: THIS GUY’S TOAST | 7.31
QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes):
What has been your sweet treat of choice recently?
bc ik we all can’t resist a sweet treat every once in a while 🍨 I’ve been shredding through this matcha powder from Japan, and I’ve been making a bunch of matcha lattes! my most recent one was a blueberry matcha latte (inspired by the one from BOPOMOFO). drop down your sweet treat obsession down below bc it’s the season of sweet treat consumption 👇 See ya in August!
xoxo,
Yan, the Patroni wizard 🧙♂️