THE PATRONI PATCH NOTES, MAY EDITION
Hi Patronis, welcome to May! An incoming month full of sunlight and new spirits. We’re back with another edition of the Patroni Patch Notes, Issue NO. 5, where we’ll be letting you in on the upcoming content for the month. Take a seat (wherever you are) and enjoy this light read on what’s to come this May.
📦 FULFILLMENT CORNER
All single-order Thermal Long Sleeves have been shipped out! Please see below for the statuses of each of the Capsule Collection pieces in case you missed the update in your inbox.
LOADOUT + EXPEDITION PRO Shell Jacket (Black/Gray): We just received these pieces at our fulfillment center last week, and our team is starting to pack everything together to ship out ASAP. Expected delivery is mid-May.
EXPEDITION PRO Shell Jacket (White/Tan) + Thermal Longsleeve (White Contrast): We got notified that the Memorial Day holiday this month is impacting our factory’s expected delivery, so the estimated delivery time has moved to the end of June/early July. Apologies for the delays ☹️
Thank you for your patience and for holding on tight! If you have any concerns or questions regarding your order, send us a DM on Patreon or an email over at [email protected] with your order number. 💬
🎞️ FROM THE STUDIO: What’s to come.
POOPs
Taskmaster 🤹
Hey Patronis - you get the latest scoop for our upcoming video later this May: OTV is taking on Taskmaster! We’ll be releasing an exclusive, Patreon-only episode this month, so stay tuned to see who in OTV will come out on top as the champ of wit and wisdom (you’d be surprised 😉).
Crew Pod
Another month, another sit-down and chat with our crew! Our May Crew Pod poll will be coming out in a few short days. ICYMI, the crew ranked OTV members last month—if you want to see OTV ranking their own members, drop a comment below with a topic in mind and we miiight get them to spill on a potential Crew Pod episode. (like “pls rank the members based on how smelly they are”, I’d be curious about that 👃)
⚠️ SPOILER CENTRAL
You’ve made it to the end, which means you get the special treatment of receiving spoilers… only if you can figure them out (teehee). Take a stab at guessing the upcoming OTV videos based on the post and the blurbs below, +5 points to you if you nail it!
someone sent us back to the range!!
we did something with the most sought-after toy for Christmas 2003
I hope you’ve all been doing well! If you’ve been up to anything exciting or are into something new recently, we’d love to hear about it :D Right now, my current obsession (like everyone else) is Tomodachi Life! Has anyone created OTV on their island yet? 🙈
Enjoy May, and we’ll catch you for the June edition of The Patroni Patch Notes!
Toodles, Patronis!
-Yan