DESCRIPTION
The co-owner and bartender of Centertown's favorite hole in the wall, Double Fisting, "Big Tits Shirley" is always happy to lend an ear and a pint (at a reasonable price) to her patrons. As a local business owner, Shirley has to put up with her fair share of disorderly (and sometimes criminal) conduct, leading her to occasionally taking extreme security measures in order to protect herself and her customers.
Sex: Female
Age: 30
Height: 5’4
Cup Size: G (!!!!!!)
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Eye Color: Teal
Occupation: Bartender
Sex Life: Dating (With Mixed Results)
Personality Type: Consul
Kinsey Scale: 1