[M4F] Punishing Your Pathetic Roommate [NSFW]

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Late night post for my fellow U.S fans. I was debating on posting a few audios, but didn't like how they turned out. This one was too whiny and subby for me NOT to post, so eat up! Speaking of EATING, I want to EAT someone up nom nom nom. In a sexual and literal sense of course.

I was stupid enough to buy gas station "sushi" a few days ago. YES i know it was a stupid idea, but it was late and I was getting home from work. The gas station near my apartment didn't have much "fresh" foods at the time, which is lame cause they typically have a few sandwiches ready. Though, I do applaud them for not keeping food over their expiration dates. The only food they really had were these tempura california rolls, i think thats what they were called. They looked mad tasty at the time! I grabbed a arizona green tea and scarfed the 5 pieces that came with the pack. And i gotta admit it was not that bad LMAO. BUT I KNEW I FUCKING KNEW THAT IT HAD TO COME AT A PRICE. The next morning i woke up with the meanest stomache ache. My stomache felt like it collapsed on itself and my assh*le was oddly hurting with it. You could probably guess what happened later in the day..... Ill spare the details cause it was horrific.

Every time i write these descriptions, I realize it's never a good experience LMAOO. I think i tend to want to talk about bad experiences than the good. Its not like i don't have good experiences, but they're like the typical oh i saw a cute dog on the street or something was on sale the other day.

OOO but i do want to say that i bought 2 big tubs of this brownie ice cream from walmart, despite me being lactose intolerant (allegedly. i cant tell). they NEVER have this ice cream in stock and when i went today to check, they finally had like 4 tubs left. Its unhealthly sweet!! Do i give a fuck? NO MUWHAHAH! I'm actually at my desk with 1 of the tubs and scooping from it at this very moment. who wants some?